Fool Story 1: Lottery

Fool Story 1: Lottery

A redneck buys a ticket and won the lottery.  He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.  The redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replies, "No, sir.  It doesn't work that way.  We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The redneck says, "Oh, no.  I want all my money right now!  I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!  If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

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